Funny Quotes to Celebrate Graduation 2020

Graduation day is finally here! Even if ceremonies across the country have been postponed or cancelled this year, it's never been more important to celebrate the class of 2020. Whether you’re the graduating student or the proud parent of a 2020 graduate, these funny graduation quotes will get you smiling all throughout your at-home celebration. The past four years wouldn’t have been possible without dedication and great company, after all, so what better way is there to end this amazing chapter of your life than with a laugh?

• The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. - John Stewart
• If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark
  
• Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. - John Green
  
• You’re going to fall down, but the world doesn’t care how many times you fall down, as long as it’s one fewer than the numbers of times you get back up. - Andy Sorkin
  
• If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. - Bette Reese
  
• You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that’s wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that’s worse. This is a day. - Andy Samberg
  
• Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Gary Trudeau
  
• My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives. - Lin-Manuel Miranda
  
• The best advice I can give anybody about going out into the world is this: Don’t do it. I have been out there. It is a mess. - Russell Baker
  
• The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. - Sarah Brown
  
• A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success. - Robert Obren
  
• ​When they hand you your diploma, keep moving. Just in case they try to take it back. - Unknown